Monday, August 11, 2008

This one takes the cake

I get these all the time but this one is just hilarious. It's at the top of the list now. I seldom open them but when I recognize the ones from Nigeria read them because they are a gas. What's sad is that someone somewhere can fall for this

WASHINGTON DC." Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Anti-Terrorist And Monetary Crimes Division!
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:40:47 -0700

Anti-Terrorist And Monetary Crimes Division
FBI Headquarters, Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J.Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
www.fbi.gov
DATE: 21-08-2008

Attention Fund Beneficiary,

This is an official advice from the FBI Foreign Remittance Telegraphic
Dept, It Has Come To Our Notice That The C.B.N Bank Nigeria District
Has
Released 15 Million Great British Pounds Sterling equivalent to 30
Million
U.S Dollars Into Bank Of America In Your Name As The
Beneficiary, By Inheritance Means.

The C.B.N Bank Nigeria Knowing Fully Well That They Do Not Have
Enough
Facilities To Effect This Payment From The United Kingdom To Your
Account, Used
What We Know As A Secret Diplomatic Transit Payment S.T.D.P To Pay This
Fund
Through Wire Transfer, They Used This Means To Complete The Payment.

These letter serves as notification of the present transaction
confirmed in
your name, on our research and investigations as a mode of operation
with the
FBI Banking Commission, we investigated a fresh transfer what of
million
dollars as mentioned above in your name. The funds are undergoing
proper
verifications to proof the legitimacy of the transaction, you are to
provide
all the legal documents to back up the transaction and clear all
requirements
on your behalf.

They Are Still, Waiting For Confirmation From You On The Already
Transferred
Funds Which Was Made In Direct Transfer So That They Can Do Final
Crediting To
Your Account. Secret Diplomatic Payments Are Not Made Unless The Funds
Are
Related To Terrorist Activities Why Must Your Payment Be Made In Secret
Transfer, If Your Transaction Is Legitimate, If You Are Not A
Terrorist, Then
Why Did You Not Receive The Money Directly Into Your Account, This Is A
Pure
Coded ,Means Of Payment?

Records Which We Have Had With This Method Of Payment In The Past Has
Always Been Related To Terrorist Acts, We Do Not Want You To Get Into
Trouble
As Soon As These Funds Reflect In Your Account In The U.S.A, So It Is
Our Duty
As A Word Wide Commission To Correct This Little Problem Before This
Fund Will
Be Credited Into Your Personal Account. The funds are presently on hold
for
further proof of the legal documents before releasing directly to you.

Due To The Increased Difficulty And Unnecessary Scrutiny By The
American
Authorities When Funds Come From Outside Of America, precisely Africa,
The FBI
Bank Commission For Europe Has Stopped The Transfer On Its Way To
Deliver
Payment Of 15 Million GBP. EQV. 30 Million US Dollars To Debit Your
Reserve Account And Pay You Through A
Secured Diplomatic Transit Account (S.D.T.A). We Govern And Oversees
Funds
Transfer For The World Bank And The Rest Of The World.

We Advice You Contact Us Immediately, As The Funds Have Been Stopped
And
Are Being Held In Our Custody ,Until You Can Be Able To Provide Us With
A
Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer(Dist) Within 3 Days From The World
Local
Bank That Authorize The Transfer From Where The Funds Was Transferred
From To
Certify That The Funds That You Are About To Receive From Nigeria Are
Antiterrorist/Drug Free Or We Shall Have Cause To Cross And Impound The
Payment, We Shall Release The Funds Immediately We Receive This Legal
Documents
.

We have decided to contact you directly to acquire the proper
verifications
and proof from you to show that you are the rightful person to receive
this
fund, because of the amount involve, we want to make sure is a clean
and legal
money you are about to receive. Be informed that the fund are now in
United
State in your name , but right now we have ask the bank not to release
the
fund to anybody that comes to them , unless we ask them to do so,
because we
have to carry out our investigations first before releasing the fund to
you.
Note that the fund is in the BANK OF AMERICA right now, but we have ask
them
not to credit the fund to you yet, because we need a solid proof and
verifications from you before releasing the funds.

So to this regards you are to re-assure and proof to us that what you
are
about to receive is a clean money by sending to us FBI Identification
Record
and also Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer(DIST) to satisfy to us
that the
money your about to receive is legitimate and real money. You are to
forward
the documents to us immediately if you have it in your possession, if
you
don't have it let us know so that we will direct and inform you where
to
obtain the document and send to us so that we will ask the bank holding
the
funds the Bank Of America to go ahead Crediting your account
immediately.

This Documents are to be issued to you from the World Local Bank that
Authorized the transfer, so get back to us immediately if you don't
have
the document so that we will inform you the particular place to obtain
the
document in United Kingdom U.K, because we have come to realize that
the fund
was Authorized by H.S.B.C Bank in London.

THESE CONDITION IS

VALID UNTIL 20TH OF AUGUST 2008 AFTER WE SHALL TAKE ACTIONS ON
CANCELING THE
PAYMENT AND THEN CHARGE YOU FOR ILLEGALLY MOVING FUNDS OUT OF NIGERIA .

GUARANTEE: FUNDS WILL BE RELEASED ON CONFIRMATION OF THE DOCUMENT.

Final Instruction:
----

60-Credit Payment Instruction: Irrevocable Credit Guarantee
61-Beneficiary Has Full Power When Validation Is Cleared
62-Beneficiaries Bank in U.S.A., Can Only Release Funds
62-Upon Confirmation From The World Bank/United Nations.
64-Bearers Must Clear Bank Protocol and Validation Request
----

The FBI today is providing a warning to the public against an ongoing
scheme
involving jury service and internet/phones fraud. The public needs to
be aware
that individuals identifying themselves as U.S. court employees have
been
telephonically contacting citizens and advising them that they have
been
selected for jury duty. These individuals ask to verify names and
Social
Security numbers then ask for credit card numbers. If the request is
refused,
citizens are then threatened with fines illegally.

The judicial system does not contact people telephonically and ask for
personal
information such as your Social Security number, date of birth or
credit card
numbers. If you receive one of these phone calls, do not provide any
personal
or confidential information to these individuals. This is an attempt to
steal
or to use your identity by obtaining your name, Social Security number
and
potentially to apply for credit or credit cards or other loans in your
name. It
is an attempt to defraud you. Crime and fraud is real, so be careful.

Working closely with our partners in intelligence, law enforcement,
military, and diplomatic circles, the FBI’s primary responsibility is
to
neutralize terrorist cells and operatives here in the United States and
help
dismantle terrorist networks/money laundry and internet fraud
worldwide.
Although protecting the United States from terrorist attacks and money
laundry
is our first priority, we remain committed to the defense of America
against
foreign intelligence threats as well as the enforcement of federal
criminal
laws, all while respecting and defending the Constitution.

If you’ve ever watched one of those crime dramas on TV and heard the
term
“NCIC” mentioned in passing and wondered what it was, you’re
probably not
alone.

NCIC, which stands for National Crime Information Center, is one of the
unsung heroes of crime-fighting—little known to the public, but used
every
day by law enforcement officers nationwide and even across the border
to take
terrorists and criminals off the street, find missing persons and
property, and
save lives.

We’re very proud of NCIC’s legacy, but what’s most important to
us is
what it can do today,” says Bush. “We’re constantly trying to
make it
better and faster.” And we have, with a major technical upgrade in
1999 and
important additions of terrorism and gang information in recent years.

Include a scanned copy of your Drivers Lincense or any Valid
,tephone,mobile
address for verification purposes when responding to this email.

Robert S. Mueller, III
Director
Federal Bureau of Investigation

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